FAMOUS U.S. PRESIDENTS

1. Which president smoked marijuana with a nude playgirl while he joked


about being too wasted to "push the button" in case of nuclear attack??



2. Which president allegedly had affairs with both a winner AND a

finalist in the Miss America pageant??



3. Which president had sex with one of his secretaries stretched out

atop a desk in the oval office??



4. Which president allegedly had an affair (as well as children) with a

slave who was his wife's half sister??



5. Which president called his mistress "Pookie"??



6. Which president married a woman who hadn't yet divorced her first

husband, and was branded an "adulterer" during his re-election

campaign??



7. Which future president wrote love letters to his neighbor's wife

while he was engaged to someone else??



8. Which president had a torrid affair with the

First Lady's personal secretary??



9. Which president had sex with a young woman in a White House coat

closet, while, at one point a secret service agent prevented the

hysterical First Lady from attacking them??



10. Which president had sex in a closet while telling his partner about

the other president who did the same in a closet??



11. Which Vice-President was ticked off because he felt that HIS record

of sexual conquests was much more "impressive" (i.e.

numerous) than the President's??



12. Which future president, while a college student, enjoyed showing

off his penis, which he named Jumbo??











Answers:

1. John F. Kennedy

2 Bill Clinton

3. Lyndon B. Johnson

4. Thomas Jefferson

5. Bill Clinton

6. Andrew Jackson

7. George Washington, Lyndon B. Johnson

8. Franklin D. Roosevelt, John F. Kennedy

9. Warren G. Harding

10. John F. Kennedy

11. Lyndon B. Johnson

12. Lyndon B. Johnson