Q: What is the difference between women and puppies?
A: Puppies obey.


Q: Why do women always have a crooked smile on their face?
A: Because they are…


Q: What do women have in common with indian Railways ?
A: Always late


Q: If you drop a woman and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
A: Who cares?????…..


Q: What did God say after he created woman?
A: Oh shit ..I made a Mistake.. i should have stopped at the first creation !!!.


Q: What’s the difference between an intelligent woman & a UFO ?
A: I don’t know, I’ve never seen either.


Q: What are two reasons why women don’t mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business


Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A: To escape from his wife .


Q: What is the difference between women and pigs?
A: Pigs wont ask you out for shopping


Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: men dont want to buy tea estate to drink tea.


Q: What do you do with a woman who thinks she’s God’s gift?
A: Exchange her!!


Q: Why do women like intelligent men?
A: Opposites attract.

The Yahoo said

she is Offline..

Gtalk said

she is offline

Facebook said

She is taking a quiz

I send her a gift in Mafia Wars

and She declared a War on Me

I was defeated within no time.

I send her a Duck in farmville

She made it my pet

but never returned anything

and at the same time

she stole from my farm in farmpals

She recruited my guitarist

in Rock Legends

and made him lock the contract.

She fought against me in yoville,

but never cared to give me a gift

she battled with me and bought me down.

I took the quiz

“whats your lovers first letter”

and got her first letter

she took the same quiz

and got my enemy’s first letter

and she published it on her wall.

I was upset i checked orkut

only to find her new photo

along with my enemy

at the Party Last Night.

I Scraped her

but never got a reply

I was in a Poll in

a big orkut community

and she voted against me and

again published it

i spied on her yahoo id

and she is still Invisible for Me

Deep in your eyes i see the shine of love

I feel the sound of love in your voice

your presence peels off my solitude and

shatters away the pain of loneliness

a knot in my mind ties you to my mind

you are safe in my heart

no one can take you away from my heart.

no wind or tide will ever wear away you

and time cant fade you away from my heart.

No colour of happiness is complete without you

you makes my mind the heaven on earth.

I’m here just for you dear

just to make you happy and

make you feel the warmth of love.

The small stone makes the steady water smileÂ

The little Frog cracks the Dark Night’s Silence

The crazy dude still lies on his couch

Watching the moving clouds and the lonely Moon

Thinking how he can pet the moon

The Night speaks to the Crazy Guy

In the Language No one else understands

He gives his ear to the Darkness

like a good pal who listens your weird stories.

The Sleep Covers him like a Blanket

and the crickets sing the Lullaby for him.

Time Plays the Sew Saw with His Sleep and

The Sun Breaks the Sleep of the Lonely Guy

The Morning sky Looks Gloomy and Moody

The Lonely Guy peeps at the Rain

Pouring slowly From the Sky

In the little rain, the sweet sunlight

peeps at Him like a happy child

who got his favorite candy.

Just Like the Youth Who Got His First Kiss

The Sun smiles in the Little Drop of Dew.

The Sun Slowly Smiles its best

and the Guy sets out to meet the Mad Wild World

love is around us.. love is within us.. love is with us..

call it what you wish to.. but yes!!! i believe in love.

life is all about love..

and yes.. i have found love.. in my life .. with my life....

mad that it may sound.. but yes.. its true..

i know of many people who crib all the time about the lack of love in their life.. my advise to them would only be.. look around you.. and thou shall find it. :)

its out there.. its just that sometimes we become too blind in our own selfish world to realise it :)

life is beautiful.. its gods' gift to us.. and it is upon us to make it even more beautiful..isnt it?

i know that what i write may sound a bit cliched.. but then its something that needs to be valued and emphasised upon.

in our daily routine and rush thro' life.. we tend to forget the basic essence of our lives.... the purpose of our sheer birth... the reason for our being..

who will delve deeper into these aspects?

why dont we just begin with love? am sure..the rest will follow.....

The other day Gmail shared a game inspired by Gmail called Galatic Inbox. The game is the old style shooter game made famous on Atari and other consoles. This game was written in HTML5 and does not use Flash. So make sure you have a modern browser. Latest version of Firefox or Chrome should do fine.Try out this game and drop in your comments about your views on HTML5 and should Flash be dumped?

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