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To Men who need a laugh… and not to women, they can’t handle it
Posted by prashant kumar
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Humour
Q: What is the difference between women and puppies?
A: Puppies obey.
Q: Why do women always have a crooked smile on their face?
A: Because they are…
Q: What do women have in common with indian Railways ?
A: Always late
Q: If you drop a woman and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
A: Who cares?????…..
Q: What did God say after he created woman?
A: Oh shit ..I made a Mistake.. i should have stopped at the first creation !!!.
Q: What’s the difference between an intelligent woman & a UFO ?
A: I don’t know, I’ve never seen either.
Q: What are two reasons why women don’t mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business
Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A: To escape from his wife .
Q: What is the difference between women and pigs?
A: Pigs wont ask you out for shopping
Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: men dont want to buy tea estate to drink tea.
Q: What do you do with a woman who thinks she’s God’s gift?
A: Exchange her!!
Q: Why do women like intelligent men?
A: Opposites attract.
A: Puppies obey.
Q: Why do women always have a crooked smile on their face?
A: Because they are…
Q: What do women have in common with indian Railways ?
A: Always late
Q: If you drop a woman and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
A: Who cares?????…..
Q: What did God say after he created woman?
A: Oh shit ..I made a Mistake.. i should have stopped at the first creation !!!.
Q: What’s the difference between an intelligent woman & a UFO ?
A: I don’t know, I’ve never seen either.
Q: What are two reasons why women don’t mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business
Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A: To escape from his wife .
Q: What is the difference between women and pigs?
A: Pigs wont ask you out for shopping
Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: men dont want to buy tea estate to drink tea.
Q: What do you do with a woman who thinks she’s God’s gift?
A: Exchange her!!
Q: Why do women like intelligent men?
A: Opposites attract.
