Prashant kumar:--In My world

Welcome to my world!This is my window to you.Where you can peek into my world and we can interact,where you can get to know me better and maybe i can get to know.

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इंसान को उसके कपड़ो से नहीं, उसके nature से पहचाना जाता है

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इंसान को उसके कपड़ो से नहीं, उसके nature से पहचाना जाता है. life मैं कभी किसी को कभी छोटा मत समझो..अगर आप किसी को इज्ज़त नहीं दे सकते तो आपको इज्ज़त कभी नहीं मिल सकती. इंसान के nature से प्यार करो उसकी खूबसूरती से नहीं

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thinking of you

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Somewhere in the world
there is someone who dreams of your smile,
and its presence is a reason to live.
And when you feel alone
remember that this is true.
Somebody somewhere is thinking of you ..

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Hindi Lyrics

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Hindi Lyrics: Purani jeans aur guitar Mohalle ki vo chhat Aur mere yaar Vo raaton ko jaagna Subah ghar jaan Kood ke deewar Vo cigaretee peena Gali mein jaake Wo karna daanton ko Ghadi ghadi saaf Pahunchna college hamesha late Vo kehna sir ka "Get out from the class!" Vo bahar jaake hamsha kehna Yahan ka system Hi hai kharaab Vo jaake canteen mein Table bajaake Vo gaane gaana Yaaron ke saath Bas yaadein Yaadein Yaadein reh jaati hain Kuchh chhoti Chhoti Baatein reh jaati hain Bas yaadein.. Vo papa ka daantna Vo kehna mummy ka Chhodein ji aap Tumhein to bas nazar aata hain Jahan mein beta Mera hi kharaab Vo dil mein sochna Kar ke kuchh dikha dein Vo karna planning Roz nayi yaar Ladakpan ka vo pehla pyaar Vo likhna haathon pe A + R Vo khidki se jhaankna Vo likhna letter Unhein baar baar Vo dena tofe mein Sone ki baaliyan Vo lena doston se Paise udhaar Bas yaadein Yaadein Yaadein reh jaati hain Kuchh chhoti Chhoti Baatein reh jaati hain Bas yaadein.. Aisa yaadon ka mausam chala Bhoolta hi nahin Dil mera Kahan meri jeans aur guitar Mohalle ki vo chhat Aur mere yaar Vo raaton ko jaagna Subah ghar jaan Kood ke deewar Purani jeans Aur guitar.. This Hindi Lyrics site brings you the lyrics of the song Purani jeans aur guitar from the Bollywood.. I tried to make Purani jeans aur guitar Lyrics as correct as possible, however if you have any corrections for Purani jeans aur guitar Song Lyrics , please feel free to submit . I encourage you to buy Bollywood movie DVD, VCD or audio CD. by aashi

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Zindagi Ki kimat

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Zindagi Ki
Qeemat Ka Andaza Maut Ke Baad Hi Hota Hai*
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Zinda Chicken
Rs
140/-


Chicken Tandoori
Rs480/-

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miss u

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Girl:Mein Ne Socha Tm Miss Kr Rhe Hoge,Call
Krlu
Guy:Acha Aur Jo 1 Ghante Pehle Ki Thi vo?
Girl:Ooh Shit
Sorry
Ghalti Se Dubara Tumhara no lag gya........

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willing to trust him with his friendship.

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Leo Buscaglia And a youth said, Speak to us of Friendship And he answered saying: Your friend is your needs answered. He is your field which you sow with love and reap with thanksgiving. And he is your board and your fireside. For you come to him with your hunger, and you seek him for peace.

The glory of friendship is not the outstretched hand,
nor the kindly smile,
nor the joy of companionship;
it is the spiritual inspiration that comes to one when he discovers that
someone else believes in him
and is willing to trust him with his friendship.

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दर्द सिर्फ ये है कि आपको एक पल के लिए भुला ना सके

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दूर जाकर भी आपसे दूर जा ना सके
कितने रोये किसीको बता ना सके गम
ये नहीं के आप मिल ना सके
दर्द सिर्फ ये है कि आपको एक पल के लिए भुला ना सके

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यह आंसू प्यार का मोती है , इसको खो नहीं सकता

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कोई दीवाना कहता है , कोई पागल समझता है
मगर धरती की बैचेनी को , बादल समझता है
मै तुझसे दूर कैसी हूँ , तू मुझसे दूर कैसा है
यह तेरा दिल समझता है , या मेरा दिल समझता है
मोहबत एक एहसासों की , पावन सी कहानी है
कभी कबीरा दीवाना था , कभी मीरा दीवानी है
यहाँ पर लोग कहते है , मेरी आँखों में आंसू है
जो तू समझे तो मोती है , जो न समझे तो पानी है
समुंदर पीर का अंदर है , लेकिन रो नहीं सकता
यह आंसू प्यार का मोती है , इसको खो नहीं सकता
मेरी चाहत को अपना तू बना लेना , मगर सुन ले
जो मेरा हो नहीं पाया , वो तेरा हो नहीं सकता

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लबो की हँसी आपके नाम कर देँगेँ

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हर तरफ खामोशी का साया है, जिसे चाहते थे हम वो अब पराया है,गिर पङे है हम मोहब्बत की भुख से, और लोग कहते है की पीकर आया है
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जान से भी ज्यादा उन्हे प्यार किया करते थे,याद उन्हे दिन रात किया करते थे,अब उन राहो से गुजरा नही जाता,जहा बैठ कर उनका ईँतजार किया करते थे
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प्यासे को इक कतरा पानी काफी है, ईश्क मे चार पल की जिंदगी काफी है, डुबने को समँदर मे जायेँ क्यो, उनकी पलको से टपका वो आँसु ही काफी है
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हकीकत जान लो जुदा होने से पहले, मेरी सुन लो अपनी सुनाने से पहले, ये सोच लेना भुलाने से पहले, बहुत रोई है ये आँखे मुस्कुराने से पहले
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-¤¤---¤¤--¤¤---¤¤--¤¤-हम ने माँगा था साथ उनका,वो जुदाई का गम दे गए,हम यादो के सहारे जी लेते,वो भुल जाने की कसम दे गए!
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लबो की हँसी आपके नाम कर देँगेँ,हर खुशी आप पर कुर्बान कर देँगेँ,जिस दिन होगी कमी मेरे प्यार मे,जिँदगी को मौत के नाम कर देँगेँ।
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आंसुओ को लाया मत करो,दिल की बात बताया मत करो,लोग मुठ्ठी मे नमक लिये फिरते है,अपने जख्म किसी को दिखाया मत करो।

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love

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A BOY HAD CANCER AND HE HAD ONE MONTH TO LIVE.
HE LIKED A GIRL WORKING IN A CD SHOP VERY MUCH.

BUT HE DID NOT TOLD HER ABOUT HIS LUV.
EVERYDAY HE WENT TO THE CD SHOP AND BOUGHT A CD ONLY TO TALK TO HER.
AFTER A MONTH HE DIED.


WHEN THE GIRL WENT HIS HOME AND ASKED ABOUT HIM, HIS MOM TOLD THAT HE

DIED AND TOOK HER TO HIS ROOM.....................................
SHE SAW ALL THE CD'S UNOPENED ...............
THE GIRL CRIED N CRIED N FINALLY DIED.
YOU KNOW Y SHE CRIED?

ÇOZ SHE HAD KEPT HER OWN LUV LETTERS INSIDE THE CD PACKS.SHE ALSO LUVED HIM.............

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Top 5 quotes from Ideas

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1."Nearly every man who develops an idea works it up to the point where it looks impossible, and then he gets discouraged. That's not the place to become discouraged."

2."It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."

3."If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these apples then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas."

4"There is nothing more powerful than an idea whose time has come."

5"Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people."

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scrap

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Abt me-
Name-Abhijeet Raj Hoby-Playng wid tigers
Highest achivment- Jumpd over qutub minar &won DIAMOND medal
Property- Al 7 wonders(soon wil buy moon)
Best servant- OBAMA
Most embrasing moment- Couldn't kil 50 tigers with 1 punch bt kild 46.
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Note- This Scrap is copyright protected,editing it is a crime

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1 aadmi ki kisi dusre shahar me naukri lagi,

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1 aadmi ki kisi dusre shahar me naukri lagi,
wahaan pahunch kar usne socha ki biwi ko Email kar dun, galti se wo Email kisi aur ke paas chali gayi, jiske paas gayi wo aurat apne husband ko dafna ke aayi thi aur Email padthe hi behosh ho gayi.
Email kuch yun thi- Begam! Main yahaan khairiyat se pahunch gaya hun, yahaan Internet ki sahuliat bhi hai, tum udaas mat hona,2-3 din me tumhe bhi apne paas bula lunga.

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मुन्ना सरकिट संवाद

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सरकिट : भाई, ये अमेरिका का दुकानदार अपुन को भोत चीट किया।
मुन्ना : क्यों क्या हुआ सरकिट?
सरकिट: भाई वो अपुन को बोला कि ये रेडियो अमेरिका में बना है मगर ये इदर आके बोलता ये आल इंडिया रेडिया है।



मुन्ना भाई: सरकीट, तुम अपने नये जॉब में पइलेच दिन लेट नाईट तक काम किया? नया जॉब भोत पसंद आया तेरे कू?
सरकिट: अरे भाई, उदर कंप्यूटर के कीबोर्ड में ए बी सी सही ऑर्डर में नहीं लगा था उसी को सही करते करते इतना टैम लग गया।





मुन्नाभाई: अरे सरकिट आज तो जाह्न्वी के सामने अपुन की वाट लग गयी।
सरकिट :क्या हुआ भाई?
मुन्नाभाई: वो बोली कि अपनी अंगेजमेंट पर तुम मेरेकु रिंग देगा ना, तो मैं बोला श्योर रिंग देगा तुम बताओ लैंडलाईन पर या मोबाइल पर।



मुन्ना : अरे सरकिट गाड़ी में बम ध्यान से लगा, कहीं लगाते लगाते ही न फट जाये।
सरकिट: चिंता मत कर भाई, अपुन के पास एक और बम है।



मुन्ना: अरे सरकिट तेरा बर्थडे कब का है?
सरकिट: तेरह अक्टूबर
मुन्ना: कौन से साल?
सरकिट : भाई, हर साल।



मुन्ना: अरे सरकिट, गाड़ी के व्हील काये को उतार रहा है?
सरकिट: भाई देखता नहीं है इदर लिखेला है कि पार्किंग फॉर टू व्हीलर्स ओन्ली।



मुन्ना: सरकिट इस गाड़ी का नाम क्या है।
सरकिट : पता नहीं भाई, मगर टी से स्टार्ट होता है।
मुन्ना: बड़ी कमाल की कार है भाई, अपुन का कार तो पैट्रोल से स्टार्ट होता है।



मुन्ना: भाई, अगर दुशमन का पनडुब्बी आयेंगा तो उसे कैसे मारेंगे?
सरकिट: भोत सिंपल है भाई, जाके बस दरवाजे पर नॉक करने का, वो उसे खोल देंगे।



मुन्ना: कमाल की बात है सरकिट इदर अमेरिका में इमेल से भी शादी होती है।
सरकिट: पर भाई अपन के उदर तो सिर्फ फीमेल से ही शादी होती है।
(एक पुरानी मेल पर आधारित)

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लोकसभा चुनाव" के प्रत्याशी के लिए आदर्श आवेदन पत्र

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"लोकसभा चुनाव" के प्रत्याशी के लिए आदर्श आवेदन पत्र
1. उम्मीदवार का नाम: ____________ _________
2.वर्तमान पता:
(I.) जेल का नाम: ____________ _________
(ii.) सेल नंबर: ____________ _________

3.राजनैतिक पार्टी: ____________ _________
* आप अभी तक जिन दलों में शामिल थे उनमें से केवल पिछले पांच दलों का नाम दें

4.राष्ट्रीयता :
 
A-इतालवी 
B – भारतीय

5 पिछली पार्टी छोड़ने के कारण (एक या अधिक को सर्कल करें ) :
A-भीतरघात
B- निष्कासित
C-खरीद लिये गये 
D ऊपर से  कोई नहीं 
E सभी  

6.चुनाव लड़ने के लिए कारण  (एक या अधिक को सर्कल करें ) :
A-पैसा बनाने के लिए 
B- अदालत के मुकदमे से बचने के लिए
C- सत्ता का घोर दुरुपयोग करने के लिए
D-जनता की सेवा करने के लिए
E-मैं नहीं जानता 
(यदि आपका उत्तर  D है तो अपनी विवेकशीलता  के लिये एक मान्यता प्राप्त सरकारी मनोचिकित्सक से प्रमाणपत्र संलग्न करें)

7 आपको कितने साल का  जन सेवा का अनुभव है?
A- 1-2 साल
B- 2-6 साल
C- 6-15 साल 
D- 15 + साल

8. आप के खिलाफ लंबित किसी भी आपराधिक मामले का  विवरण दें (पूरी जानकारी देने के लिये आप जितने चाहे उतने अतिरिक्त पृष्ट जोड़ सकते हैं)
9.आपने कितने वर्ष जेल में बिताए हैं?  
(कृप्या प्रश्न 7 से भ्रमित न हों)
A- 1-2 साल
B- 2-6 साल
C- 6-15 साल
D- 15 + साल


10.आप किसी वित्तीय घोटाले में शामिल हैं?
A-क्यों नहीं 
B- बेशक
C- निश्चित रूप से
D- मैं इस सब से इनकार करता हूं
E-  मुझे इसमें एक विदेशी हाथ दिखता है

 
11. आपकी वार्षिक भ्रष्टाचार आय क्या है?
A-100-500 करोड़
B-500-1000 करोड़
C-कोई गिनती नहीं ...
(हवाला में डालर से की गयी कमाई को रुपयों में कनवर्ट करने के बाद शामिल करें)


12. क्या आपके मन में भारत के लिए कोई भी विकास योजना है?
A नहीं
B नहीं
C नहीं 
D  नहीं

13 नीचे दिये गये स्थान में  अपनी उपलब्धियों का बखान करें:
[_________]
(सार्वजनिक हित में जारी एक ईमेल से प्रेरित)

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खुबसूरत है, आओ मेरे साथ दुनिया देखो

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एक चीता सिगरेट का सुट्टा लगाने ही वाला था की अचानक एक
चूहा वहां आया
और बोला
"मेरे भाई छोड़ दो नशा, आओ मेरे साथ भागो, देखो ये जंगल कितना
खुबसूरत है, आओ मेरे साथ दुनिया देखो"
चीते ने अक लम्हा सोचा फिर चूहे
के साथ दौड़ने लगा.

आगे एक हाथी अफीम पि रहा था, चूहा फिर बोला,
"हाथी
मेरे भाई छोड़ दो ये नशा , आओ मेरे साथ भागो, देखो ये जंगल कितना खुबसूरत
है, आओ मेरे साथ दुनिया देखो"
हाथी भी साथ दोड़ने लगा.

आगे शेर
विस्की पीने की तैयारी कर रहा था, चूहे ने उसे भी वोही कहा.
शेर ने
ग्लास साइड पर रखा और चूहे को 5- 6 थप्पड़ मारे.

हाथी बोला, "अरे ये
तो तुम्हे ज़िन्दगी की तरफ ले जा रहा हैं, क्यों मार रहे हो इस बेचारे को
?"

शेर बोला, "यह कमीना पिछली बार भी ऐसे ही कोकीन पि कर आया था और
मुझे 3 घंटे तक जंगल में घुमाया था!

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Friendship is an in-depth relationship

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"Friendship is an in-depth relationship combining trust, support, communication, loyalty, understanding, empathy and intimacy".

"Being able to trust and relax with your friend is a big part of friendship".

"Never forget that friends relate. Relating is the basis of friendship"
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Wel, its my lyf

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Wel, its my lyf,
I liv it my way,
I hv my say.
Wel no 1 cn stop me,
I make my own rules,
I hv 2 choose,
Btwn d wise n d fool,
I liv 4 2day,
Rite nw is d time,
4 evry wrd dat is say,
Der's a reason n a rhyme.
I do wnt i hv 2,
M livn on a prayer,
M 6 ft dip,
N i cn't dispair,
Wel its my lyf,Dat i liv wit glory,
On d edge of a sword,
I rite my own story!!!!!!!

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खूबसूरत है वो लब जिन पर दूसरों के लिए एक दुआ है

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खूबसूरत है वो लब जिन पर दूसरों के लिए एक दुआ है

खूबसूरत है वो मुस्कान जो दूसरों की खुशी देख कर खिल जाए!

खूबसूरत है वो दिल जो किसी के दुख मे शामिल हो जाए!
और किसी के प्यार के रंग मे रंग जाए!

खूबसूरत है वो जज़बात जो दूसरो की भावनाओं को समझे!

खूबसूरत है वो एहसास जिस मे प्यार की मिठास हो!

खूबसूरत है वो बातें जिनमे शामिल हों दोस्ती और प्यार की किस्से कहानियाँ!

खूबसूरत है वो आँखे जिनमे कितने खूबसूरत ख्वाब समा जाएँ!

खूबसूरत है वो आसूँ जो किसी के ग़म मे बह जाएँ!

खूबसूरत है वो हाथ जो किसी के लिए मुश्किल के वक्त सहारा बन जाए!

खूबसूरत है वो कदम जो अमन और शान्ति का रास्ता तय कर जाएँ!

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girlfriend khojo bluetooth se.

Posted by prashant kumar in

Ise kahte hai facebook.


girlfriend khojo bluetooth se.




ganda soch mat rakho yaar ye bus muli sabji hai.


ise kahte hai bhagwan dete hai to chpar fad ke dete hai.

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Indians r poor but India is not a poor country

Posted by prashant kumar in
". Indians r poor but India is not a poor country "Says one of the
swiss bank directors. He says that "280 lac crore" of Indian money is
deposited in swiss banks which can be used for 'taxless' budget for 30
yrs. Can give 60 crore jobs to all Indians. From any village to Delhi
4 lane roads. Forever free power suply to more than 500 social
projects. Every citizen can get monthly 2000/- for 60 yrs. No need of
World Bank & IMF loan. Think how our money is blocked by rich
politicians. We have full right against corrupt politicians. Itna
forward karo ki pura INDIA padhe. Take this seriously, You can forward
jokes, then why not this? Be a responsible citizen

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Because your love is true

Posted by prashant kumar in
I love everything about u
And I love u the most

I love the way u smile
And the way u dry
My tears when I cry

I love the way u let me listen
To your heart beating

And the way u tell me
Its for me who u living

I love the way u hurt me
And always come back
To say please forgive me

I love u for being
Who u r in front of me

And for not trying
To impress me

I love every word u say
And I love u in every way

I love u
Not because u love me too

I love u
Because your love is true





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Durga puja ki sabko bahut bahut subhkamnaye!

Posted by prashant kumar in

Durga puja ki sabko bahut bahut subhkamnaye!

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पेट नहीं जोश से रिक्शा खींचता है नेत्रहीन संतोष

Posted by prashant kumar in
अशोक चक्रधर की एक कविता है - आवाज देकर रिक्शे वाले को बुलाया/वो कुछ लंगड़ाता हुआ आया/मैंने पूछा/ यार, पहले ये तो बतलाओ/पैर में चोट है कैसे चलाओगे?/ रिक्शेवाले ने कहा/ बाबूजी, रिक्शा पैर से नहीं, पेट से चलता है। मगर, बिहार के बेनीपंट्टी का संतोष तो इस तर्जुमे से भी आगे निकल गया है। वह दोनों आंखों से अंधा है और परिवार के पेट की खातिर छोटे भाई के साथ रिक्शा खींच रहा है। वह पैडल मारता है और उसका छोटा भाई हैंडल संभालता है। यह एक इंसान के जीवन के प्रति असीम उत्साह की कहानी तो है ही, जीवन के किसी भी मोड़ पर हार को स्वीकार नहीं करने का संदेश भी देती है।
मधुबनी जिले के बेनीपट्टी ब्लॉक के कछड़ा गांव के बसवरिया टोला निवासी इन भाइयों में नेत्रहीन संतोष राम की उम्र 16 साल और राजू महज 12 वर्ष का है। गरीबी की मार और पिता की बीमारी से त्रस्त होकर दोनों भाइयों ने रिक्शा चलाने का फैसला किया। दोनों आंखों से नेत्रहीन संतोष रिक्शा की चालक सीट पर बैठ कर दोनों पांवों से पैंडल मारता है और उसके आगे बैठकर छोटा भाई राजू राम हैंडल व ब्रेक संभालता है। दोनों रिक्शा लेकर सुबह से ही मुसाफिरों की खोज में निकल पड़ते हैं। अकौर बेनीपट्टी और बनकट्टा की पांच किलोमीटर की परिधि में इन्हें रिक्शा चलाते देखा जा सकता है। लोगों की सहानुभूति भी इनके साथ होती है। कहीं आने-जाने के लिए सबसे पहले लोग इन्हें ही तलाश करते हैं।
मां जया देवी कहती हैं कि संतोष के पिता मोहित राम पांच साल से टीबी से पीड़ित होकर मौत से जूझ रहे हैं। उनके बीमार पड़ने पर तीन भाइयों, पांच बहनों और माता-पिता की देखभाल का भार संतोष के कंधे पर आ पड़ा। संतोष ने हिम्मत नहीं हारी। उसने छोटे भाई की मदद से परिवार की गाड़ी खींचने का अदम्य साहस दिखाया और परिवार की परवरिश में जुट गया। रोटी-कपड़ा के साथ-साथ पिता का इलाज भी संतोष के लिए चुनौती थी। उसने इसे स्वीकारा। इसमें उसने अपनी लाचारी को आड़े नहीं आने दिया। पिता को बैंक ऋण के रूप में मिले रिक्शे को दोनों भाई एक साल से चला रहे हैं।

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सब अपने दिल के राजा हैं

Posted by prashant kumar in
सब अपने दिल के राजा हैं, सबकी कोई कहानी है,
भले प्रकाशित हो ना हो पर, सबकी प्रेम कहानी है,
बहुत सरल है पता लगाना, किसने कितना दर्द सहा,
जिसकी जितनी आँख हँसे है, उतनी पीर पुरानी है।

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एहसास अनजाना सा.....

Posted by prashant kumar in


बहुत तन्हा बहुत अकेला हू मै
पकड़ लो तुम हाँथ मेरा नही तो भीड़ में खो जाउगा मै
बिखर जाउगा सम्भाल लो मुझे
रख लो सम्भाल के आँचल में अपने
बड़ा सुकून मिलता है मुझे वह

सासे रोकी है कई बार अपनी
केवल अपना नाम आपके मुह से सुनने के लिए
बेबात रोया हू कई बार, न जाने किस लिए
अकेला था, अकेला हू और अकेला ही रहूगा
यही शायद किस्मत है मेरी

यह ख्वाहिशें सच बड़ी अजीब होती है
जाने किस किस चीज़ की उम्मीद कर जाती है
देखिये न पागलपन पता नही क्या लिख डाला
पता नही किस सोच में

सोचता हू सब कुछ है पास मेरे
सिवाय तेरी आस के

Don't let someone become a priority in your life,when you are just an option in their life...
Relationship works Best when they are balanced

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I don’t want to love you… but I do....

Posted by prashant kumar in
Sometimes I feel why I love you that much? Why I want to do anything for you? Why I feel jealous when you talk to other people? Why I always want your company? Why every time you travel in to my mind? Whenever my phone rings why I want it to be you? Sometimes I don't think that I really let you know how important you are to me.


whenever my legs walkthey want to go towards you..
whenever my hands raise they want to do something for you..
whenever my eyes move they want to see only you..
whenever my ears hear they want to hear just you..

I know you’ll always be with me, It's just sometimes I miss you so much………..
I was never like this, what happened to me?


Disclaimer : People always think love means:: A relationship between a Boy & Girl but What does a mother do? Is that not love? It's the most unconditional love on Earth.

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Right or Wrong

Posted by prashant kumar in
We always know about what we do “Right or Wrong”,
I believe a person gets recognition, respect and reputation
from his or her achievements.

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Happy Raksha Bandhan

Posted by prashant kumar in

Rakhi festival also called Raksha Bandhan is being celebrated over whole country today. Rakbhi Falls on every SHravan Purnima and considered as one of the biggest festivals of India.
The loving occasion of Raksha Bandhan is the best time Brother, to reminisce fondly the wonderful moment we have spent together, sharing each other’s joys and sorrows… Thanks for spreading smiles everywhere and making life so beautiful, meaningful and Happy… My Dear Brother . WIsh you the happiest Raksha bandhan.


Today I wish
May laughter and joy
brighten every day
and success and happiness
smile on you all the way.
Happy Raksha Bandhan


God could not take care for the whole world
so he has given mothers to each family.


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To Men who need a laugh… and not to women, they can’t handle it

Posted by prashant kumar in
Q: What is the difference between women and puppies?
A: Puppies obey.


Q: Why do women always have a crooked smile on their face?
A: Because they are…


Q: What do women have in common with indian Railways ?
A: Always late


Q: If you drop a woman and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
A: Who cares?????…..


Q: What did God say after he created woman?
A: Oh shit ..I made a Mistake.. i should have stopped at the first creation !!!.


Q: What’s the difference between an intelligent woman & a UFO ?
A: I don’t know, I’ve never seen either.


Q: What are two reasons why women don’t mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business


Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A: To escape from his wife .


Q: What is the difference between women and pigs?
A: Pigs wont ask you out for shopping


Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: men dont want to buy tea estate to drink tea.


Q: What do you do with a woman who thinks she’s God’s gift?
A: Exchange her!!


Q: Why do women like intelligent men?
A: Opposites attract.

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Offline or invisible

Posted by prashant kumar in

The Yahoo said
she is Offline..
Gtalk said
she is offline
Facebook said
She is taking a quiz
I send her a gift in Mafia Wars
and She declared a War on Me
I was defeated within no time.
I send her a Duck in farmville
She made it my pet
but never returned anything
and at the same time
she stole from my farm in farmpals
She recruited my guitarist
in Rock Legends
and made him lock the contract.
She fought against me in yoville,
but never cared to give me a gift
she battled with me and bought me down.
I took the quiz
“whats your lovers first letter”
and got her first letter
she took the same quiz
and got my enemy’s first letter
and she published it on her wall.
I was upset i checked orkut
only to find her new photo
along with my enemy
at the Party Last Night.
I Scraped her
but never got a reply
I was in a Poll in
a big orkut community
and she voted against me and
again published it
i spied on her yahoo id
and she is still Invisible for Me

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Just for you

Posted by prashant kumar in
Deep in your eyes i see the shine of love
I feel the sound of love in your voice
your presence peels off my solitude and
shatters away the pain of loneliness
a knot in my mind ties you to my mind
you are safe in my heart
no one can take you away from my heart.
no wind or tide will ever wear away you
and time cant fade you away from my heart.
No colour of happiness is complete without you
you makes my mind the heaven on earth.
I’m here just for you dear
just to make you happy and
make you feel the warmth of love.

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The Lonely Guy

Posted by prashant kumar in
The small stone makes the steady water smileÂ

The little Frog cracks the Dark Night’s Silence

The crazy dude still lies on his couch

Watching the moving clouds and the lonely Moon

Thinking how he can pet the moon

The Night speaks to the Crazy Guy

In the Language No one else understands

He gives his ear to the Darkness

like a good pal who listens your weird stories.

The Sleep Covers him like a Blanket

and the crickets sing the Lullaby for him.

Time Plays the Sew Saw with His Sleep and

The Sun Breaks the Sleep of the Lonely Guy

The Morning sky Looks Gloomy and Moody

The Lonely Guy peeps at the Rain

Pouring slowly From the Sky

In the little rain, the sweet sunlight

peeps at Him like a happy child

who got his favorite candy.

Just Like the Youth Who Got His First Kiss

The Sun smiles in the Little Drop of Dew.

The Sun Slowly Smiles its best

and the Guy sets out to meet the Mad Wild World

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love is around us...

Posted by prashant kumar in
love is around us.. love is within us.. love is with us..
call it what you wish to.. but yes!!! i believe in love.
life is all about love..
and yes.. i have found love.. in my life .. with my life....
mad that it may sound.. but yes.. its true..
i know of many people who crib all the time about the lack of love in their life.. my advise to them would only be.. look around you.. and thou shall find it. :)
its out there.. its just that sometimes we become too blind in our own selfish world to realise it :)
life is beautiful.. its gods' gift to us.. and it is upon us to make it even more beautiful..isnt it?
i know that what i write may sound a bit cliched.. but then its something that needs to be valued and emphasised upon.
in our daily routine and rush thro' life.. we tend to forget the basic essence of our lives.... the purpose of our sheer birth... the reason for our being..
who will delve deeper into these aspects?
why dont we just begin with love? am sure..the rest will follow.....

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Galactic Inbox: An HTML5 game inspired by Gmail

Posted by prashant kumar in
The other day Gmail shared a game inspired by Gmail called Galatic Inbox. The game is the old style shooter game made famous on Atari and other consoles. This game was written in HTML5 and does not use Flash. So make sure you have a modern browser. Latest version of Firefox or Chrome should do fine.Try out this game and drop in your comments about your views on HTML5 and should Flash be dumped?





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Monkeys’ Got Bananas

Posted by prashant kumar in
This story (actually a forked version of what I had read few years ago, sorry don’t remember the source) was liked a lot on google buzz, thought to share on my blog as well:


On some weird day, a scientist Dr. X puts 5 monkeys in a cage. And, he attaches some of bananas at the ceiling of the cage. Now, whenever any monkey jumps for the bananas, Dr. X throws super hot/cold water on all of the monkeys. So after sometime, the monkeys understood the fact that if they don’t jump to grab the bananas, Dr. X won’t torture them with hot/cold water.


Then, Dr. X replaces one of the monkeys with a new monkey. As the new one did not know anything about the torture, seeing the bunch of bananas hanging at the ceiling of the cage, first he mocks the rest of the monkeys being too lazy as he wonder why none of them are going after the bananas and then jumps to grab them all for himself. Meanwhile, Dr. X decides to stop throwing water at them. But, anyway it made the old monkeys angry so they beat the crap out of the new one, until the new one understands that there is something wrong with reaching for the bananas.


Then again, Dr. X replaces one of the original old monkeys with another new monkey. And the same thing happens, but this time, the 1st new monkey joins the old/original monkeys and beat the crap out of the 2nd new monkey just for fun, remember that he (the 1st new monkey) does not know the reason why the older monkeys were doing that


Eventually, Dr. X replaces all the old/original monkeys, one by one, with new ones. By now, the cage has 5 new monkeys none of which are the original ones. The scenario now is that whenever any of them jumps to reach for the bananas, others beat the crap out of the *jumper* and none of them know why they are doing that.

Moral: There are a lot of things in life we do and we don’t know why we are doing them. So, it’s up to us, would we continue to do them or question them and use our brain; make our own lives

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Appreciating the woman in your life

Posted by prashant kumar in
The woman in your life…very well expressed


Tomorrow you may get a working woman, but you should marry her with these facts as well.


Here is a girl, who is as much educated as you are; Who is earning almost as much as you do;


One, who has dreams and aspirations just as you have because she is as human as you are;


One, who has never entered the kitchen in her life just like you or your Sister haven’t, as she was busy in studies and competing in a system that gives no special concession to girls for their culinary achievements


One, who has lived and loved her parents & brothers & sisters, almost as much as you do for 20-25 years of her life; One, who has bravely agreed to leave behind all that, her home, people who love her, to adopt your home, your family, your ways and even your family ,name


One, who is somehow expected to be a master-chef from day #1, while you sleep oblivious to her predicament in her new circumstances, environment and that kitchen


One, who is expected to make the tea, first thing in the morning and cook food at the end of the day, even if she is as tired as you are, maybe more, and yet never ever expected to complain; to be a servant, a cook, a mother, a wife, even if she doesn’t want to; and is learning just like you are as to what you want from her; and is clumsy and sloppy at times and knows that you won’t like it if she is too demanding, or if she learns faster than you;


One, who has her own set of friends, and that includes boys and even men at her workplace too, those, who she knows from school days and yet is willing to put all that on the back-burners to avoid your irrational jealousy, unnecessary competition and your inherent insecurities;


Yes, she can drink and dance just as well as you can, but won’t, simply Because you won’t like it, even though you say otherwise


One, who can be late from work once in a while when deadlines, just like yours, are to be met;


One, who is doing her level best and wants to make this most important, relationship in her entire life a grand success, if you just help her some and trust her;


One, who just wants one thing from you, as you are the only one she knows in your entire house – your unstinted support, your sensitivities and most importantly – your understanding, or love, if you may call it.


But not many guys understand this……


Please appreciate “HER”


Send this to all girls to make their day and to all guys who can handle it.

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You are my heart...

Posted by prashant kumar in

You are my heart...
You are my soul...
Wenever you bring me down its like faling in a pot hole...
Life is great when you take to me with no hate...
Life is great when you make me happier then gettin laid...
Life is great just by talking to you everyday...
Life is sad when you block me and get mad...
Life is sad when you start yelling and getting mad...
Life is sad whenever you don't make me glad...
Love is hate whenever you leave me around...
Love is happiness whenever you talk to me all day...
Love is care whenever you tell me not to stare...
Love is trust whenever you tell me not to do someting bad...
Love is what I think of you whenever we talk...
Love is not a word it's the feeling you get...
Love is about how me and you are...
Love is about fihgts love is about hate love is you we are made...

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my sketches

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Install Love on the HUMAN Computer!!!

Posted by prashant kumar in

Customer: I really need some help. After much consideration, I've decided to install LOVE. Can you guide me through the process?
Tech Support: Yes, I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?
Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready to install it now. What do I do?
Tech Support: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART?
Customer: Yes, I have, but there are several other programs running right now. Is it okay to install while they are running?
Tech Support: What programs are running?
Customer: Let's see... I have PAST-HURT.EXE, LOW-ESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.EXE running now.
Tech Support: No problem. LOVE will gradually erase PAST-HURT.EXE from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite LOW-ESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called HIGH-ESTEEM.EXE. However, you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.EXE. Those programs prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can you turn those off?
Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
Tech Support: My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this as many times as necessary until it's erased the programs you don't want.
Customer: Okay, now LOVE has started installing itself automatically. Is that normal?
Tech Support: Yes. You should receive a message that says it will stay installed for the life of your HEART. Do you see that message?
Customer: Yes, I do. Is it completely installed?
Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other HEARTs in order to get the upgrades.
Customer: Oops. I have an error message already. What should I do?
Tech Support: Can you pull down the directory called "SELF-ACCEPTANCE"?
Customer: Yes, I have it.
Tech Support: Excellent. You're getting good at this. Now, click on the following files and then copy them to the "MYHEART" directory: FORGIVE-SELF.DOC, REALIZE-WORTH.TXT, and ACKNOWLEDGE-LIMITATIONS.DOC. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching any faulty programming. Also, you need to delete SELF-CRITICISM.EXE from all directories, and then empty your recycle bin afterwards to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.
Customer: Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up with new files. SMILE.MP3 is playing on my monitor right now and it shows that PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.EXE are copying themselves all over my HEART. Is this normal?
Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes a while, but eventually everything gets downloaded at the proper time. So, LOVE is installed and running. You should be able to handle it from here. Ah, one more thing.
Customer: Yes?
Tech Support: LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everybody you meet. They will in turn share it with other people and they will return some similarly cool modules back to you.
Customer: I will! Thanks for your help

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A Stories of Motivation & Inspiration to Become Millions

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A Crorepati Who Lives In A Hut


His story is an inspiration for millions. A self-made entrepreneur, his mission is to help the poor through job creation. E.Sarathbabu hit the headlines after he rejected several high profile job offers from various MNCs after he passed out of IIM, Ahmadabad two years ago.


He instead started a catering business of his own, inspired by his mother who once sold idlis on the pavements of Chennai, worked as an ayah in an Anganvadi to educate him and his siblings. As a child, he also sold idlis in the slum where he lived. “We talk about India shining and India growing, but we should ensure that people do not die of hunger. We can be a developed country but we should not leave the poor people behind. I am worried for them because I know what hunger is and I still remember the days I was hungry,” says Sarathbabu.
In August 2006, Sarathbabu’s entrepreneurial dream came true with Foodking. He had no personal ambition but wanted to buy a house and a car for his mother. He has bought a car but is yet to buy a house for his mother. The “foodking” still lives in the same hut in Madipakkam in Chennai. Today, Foodking has six units and 200 employees, and the turnover of the company is Rs.32 lakh a month. But it has not been a bed of roses for Sarathbabu. After struggling and making losses in the first year, he managed a turnaround in 2007.
How has his experience as a ‘Foodking’ been in the last two years? Sarathbabu shares the trial and tribulations of an exciting and challenging job in an interview with Shobha Warrier.


A tough beginning


As I am a first generation entrepreneur, the first year was very challenging. I had a loan of Rs 20 lakh by the end of first year. I had no experience in handling people in business, and it was difficult to identify the right people. Though I made losses in the first year, not even once did I regret my decision of not accepting the offers from MNCs and starting an enterprise of my own. I looked at my losses as a learning experience. I was confident that I would be successful one day.

Sleeping On The Railway Platform


My first unit was at IIM, Ahmadabad. When we started our second unit in October 2006, I thought now I would start makingmoney. But I made losses of around Rs 2000 a day. A first generation entrepreneur cannot afford such a loss. But I worked really hard, working till 3 a.m. in the morning. What reduced my losses were the birthday party offers.
I started the third unit again in Ahmadabad but it also made losses. All my units were cafeteria and I understood then that the small cafeterias do not work; I needed huge volumes to work. My friends who were extremely supportive in the first year when things were difficult for me. I had taken loans from my IIM-A friends. They were earning very well.
In December 2006, an IIM Ahmadabad alumni event took place in Mumbai and I decided to go there mainly to get a contract. I was hopeful of getting it. I also knew that if I got the huge contract, I would come out of all the losses I had been incurring.
I booked my train ticket from Ahmadabad to Mumbai for Rs 300 and I had Rs 200 in my hand. As the meet went on till late at night, I could reach the station only at midnight. I missed the train. I decided to sit on the platform till the morning and travel by the next train in the morning. I didn’t have the money to check into a hotel. I didn’t want to disturb any of my friends so late at night.
It was an unforgettable night as I was even shoved off by policemen from the platform. It was quite insulting and embarrassing. After two hours, people started moving in, I also went in.
A man who sat next to me on the platform gave me a newspaper so that I could sleep. I spread the newspaper and slept on the platform! I sleep well. I got my ticket refund in the morning and went back to Ahmadabad. And, luck did not favor me, I didn’t get the contract.
In March 2007, I got an offer to start a unit at BITS, Pilani (Sarathbabu was an alumnus of BITS, Pilani). That was the first medium break for me. For the first time, I started making profits there though the other units continued to make losses. The reason for our success at BITS, Pilani was the volume; there were more students and there was a need for a unit like ours while in Ahmadabad, they have at least a hundred options.
If I made Rs 5000 a day at Ahmadabad in two shifts, here I made Rs 15,000 a day. BITS, Pilani unit gave me the confidence to move on. Unless you make money, you can’t be confident in business.


What Changed My Fortune


When all my friends who worked for various MNCs made good money every month and I made losses with my venture. But I kept telling myself, I am moving in the right direction to reach my ambition and vision. My dream was to provide employment and I was doing just that. I continued to work till 3 a.m. but I never felt tired.
Through BITS, Pilani, I got the BITS, Goa contract and that was the biggest break for me. It was not a cafeteria like the earlier ones but the dining hall that we got. We had to feed 1300 students. We started our operations in July 2007. At Rs 50, for 1300 students, our sale was Rs 65,000 per day. We soon started making a profit of Rs 10 to 15,000 a day. Around 60 to 70 people work there. I gave the charge of the Ahmadabad operations to one of my managers and moved to Goa.
I was still in debt by Rs 15-20 lakhs but I knew BITS, Goa would keep my dream alive. Within six months of starting our operations in Goa, I repaid all my debt.
I was called to give a speech at the SRM Deemed University. After the speech, I asked the Chancellor, can you give me an opportunity to serve in your campus?? He said, “If not you, to whom will I give such an opportunity?” It’s a food court but a big one, similar to the one at BITS, Pilani. There are around 17,000 students there.
Now, I have the BITS, Hyderabad contract, ready to start in July 2008. Other than the six units, I have approached a few more universities and corporate houses too. In the first year, I had made a loss of Rs 25 lakh. Right now, we have a turnover of Rs 32 lakh every month, which works out to 3.5 core (Rs 35 million) a year.
I have hired about 200 people. Indirectly, we touch the lives of around 1000 people. By this year end, we will have 500 people working for us. Only 10% of my workers are educated, the rest are uneducated. I want to make a change in their lives. If they have any problem, I will take care of it. We support the marriages and education of poor families. We are paying more to the employees as the company is doing well. Now that the foundation is strong, I plan to have ten units and a turnover of Rs 20 core (Rs 200 million) turnovers by next year.


His Advice Never Give Up


In the last two years, I have given more than 120 lectures in various institutions in India. When I got the first opportunity tospeak, I thought God had given me an opportunity to encourage or inspire entrepreneurs. When youngsters tell me they are inspired, I feel good.When you just dish out the theory, nobody believes you. But when you do it, they believe you. What I tell them is based on my own experiences.When I thought of starting a company, I felt India needed 100 people like Narayana Murthy and Ambani. If 100 such people support 2 lakh people each, imagine how many Indians get supported. Entrepreneurship is needed to uplift the poor. It is not easy to be an entrepreneur, especially a first generation entrepreneur.
There will be lots of challenges in the beginning but you should learn to look for the light at the end of the tunnel.
Never give up even if there are hurdles. There are many who give up within a week.
You need determination and a tough mind to cross the initial hurdles.
If you are starting without much money, you should not have any overhead expenses.
e still lives in the same hut

As I am in the food business, I know how much the price of every food item has gone up. Many people will languish in poverty because of inflation. Had my mother been working as an Anganvadi ayah today and earning Rs 1500, she would not have been able to feed us and educate us.
On the one side, we talk about India shining and India growing, but we should ensure that people do not die of hunger. We can be a developed country but we should not leave the poor people behind. I am worried for them because I know what hunger is and I still remember the days I was hungry. That is why I feel it is our responsibility to take care of them.
I wanted to buy a car and a house for my mother. I bought a car first, not a house. I still live in the same house, the same hut. I can build a house right now but I want my business to grow a little more. I feel good in the hut; that’s where I get my energy, that’s where I lived 25 years of my life. I want to remind myself that the money and fame should not take me away from what I want to achieve.
But within six months, I will build a good house for my mother. Her only advice to me is, don’t waste money.
Till I was in the 10th, there was no electricity in my house. I had to sit near the kerosene lamp and concentrate hard. That’s how I learnt to concentrate.
The two year journey has been very enriching. It seems like a 20-year journey for me. I was living every moment of the two years, from sleeping on the Mumbai railway station platform to this level.

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